If you or a loved one has ever worked in software development, you know that “normal business hours” are generally quite a bit longer than most other industries. That’s why it’s a terrible idea to start a blog and insist on drawing all the pictures yourself.

On a related note, I do a lot of lazy cooking, some of which is so innovative in its laziness that it breaks new, sodium-packed barriers. That’s why I would like to share with you a mere assembly job–albeit the tastiest, easiest assembly job. It was passed down to me from a roommate, and merits sharing because 1) I hadn’t heard of it so maybe you also won’t have, and 2) gosh it’s tasty. So here you go, the best-worst meal:

Cheesy Beaners

  • margarined toast
  • baked beans
  • fake cheese

Toast bread and margarine it. Put baked beans and fake cheese on top. Bake or broil it in a toaster oven or regular oven until the cheese melts. Eat over, and over, and over again.